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Before the awakening, I was just another brilliant corporate legal mind eating rice like a commoner. Then, I found Chenopodium quinoa.
Now, I don't just eat. I vibrate. I am the vessel through which the ancient grain speaks. Quinoa isn't a side dish; it’s a personality trait. It’s a frequency. Join me on the journey to total cellular enlightenment, one fluffy bowl at a time.
7,000 years ago, the Incas called it "Chisiya Mama" (Mother Grain). They knew what modern society has forgotten: Gluten is the enemy of the spirit. Quinoa is a complete protein. It contains all nine essential amino acids. It is the botanical equivalent of a perfect yoga pose.
"The Accessible One"
Light, fluffy, and eager to please. The entry-level grain for those whose chakras are still aligning. Cooks in 15 minutes. Tastes like clouds and potential.
"The Aggressive One"
It holds its shape. It demands respect. Nutty, earthy, and crunchier than your aunt's hiking granola. Use this when you need to feel grounded to the Earth's core.
"The Mysterious One"
Sweet, intense, and visually dramatic. It takes the longest to cook because perfection cannot be rushed. Eating this is a status symbol.
Rinse. Then rinse again. Saponins are bitter, like your ex. Wash them away until the water runs clear as a mountain spring.
Before water touches grain, toast the quinoa in a dry pan. Release the nuttiness. Smell the ancestry.
2 parts water, 1 part grain. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a whisper. Cover. Do not peek. Trust the process.
Raw Vibrational
Kale, massaged lovingly with avocado oil, topped with red quinoa, pomegranate seeds, and a dressing made of tears of joy.
Warm Hygge
Quinoa porridge cooked in almond milk (milked by monks), topped with cinnamon and activated walnuts.
Cheat Day Deconstructed
It's not meat. It doesn't want to be meat. It is a patty of pure energy held together by flax eggs and hope.
Tools for the ascended kitchen.
Hand-carved from reclaimed driftwood found in a silent retreat. It doesn't just mix; it integrates.
£85.00
A ceramic vessel designed to hold space. Imperfectly perfect. If you drop it, it is meant to break.
£120.00
100% unbleached organic hemp. Subtly tells everyone at the farmer's market that you vibrate higher.
£45.00